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*a270be    (2009-10-12)
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Listen to the first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". The title says it all & the video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake...

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sunilsamuel    (2011-10-11 04:58:49)
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wow....nice song and nice video....i like it....lol.....i just download it

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carenchristophe    (2011-11-22 05:49:04)
13 years ago

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ainsleychris    (2011-11-23 10:39:47)
13 years ago

Girlfriend to Boyfriend:  Now it is time we should marry.

Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.

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kristinaalford    (2011-11-23 13:15:09)
13 years ago

great song and video as well...i like it

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ronhall    (2011-11-24 15:44:40)

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13 years ago

great video song..... 

jizz in my pant

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abigilbrook    (2011-11-25 07:51:09)
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Laloo's Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.

Funny Laloo: I never calculated, I am still paying for it.

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elvismoddy    (2011-11-28 11:44:00)
12 years ago

A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery.

He got it from a poor short Bania.

Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery.

Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, Sardar just gave him a Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.

Sardar: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.


roniesmith    (2011-12-01 12:36:31)
12 years ago

Sardar Ji to Laloo: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Laloo rushed home angrily.

After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Sardarji.

Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.

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friartuck    (2011-12-08 06:17:07)
12 years ago

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bradenconan1    (2011-12-12 12:56:49)
12 years ago

Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to Neha
then what will u get????

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Kid: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

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victoralcott    (2011-12-14 08:55:42)
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Laloo and Rabri apply for divorce.

Judge: You have 9 children, how will you divide them equally.

Laloo thinks for a moment and tells Rabri: Dear, let's move home, we will apply for divorce after 9 months.

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borisambrose    (2011-12-16 06:14:36)
12 years ago

A tramp lay down and slept in the park. He has been sleeping for about 5 minutes when a couple walked by. The man stopped, woke the tramp up, and asked him,

"Excuse me. Do you know what the time is?"

The tramp replied, "I'm sorry - I don't have a watch, so I don't know the time."

The man apologized for waking the tramp and the couple walked away. The tramp lay down again. After a few minues, a woman shook his shoulder until he woke up again.

The woman said,"I, m sorry to trouble you, bu I'm afraid I've lost my watch - do you know the time?"

The tramp was a little annoyed at being woken up again, but he politely told the woman that he didn't have a watch and didn't know the time. After the woman had gone, he had an idea. He opened his bag that contained all his possessions and got out a pen, a piece of paer. On the paper, he wrote down, "I don't have a wacth. I do not know the time".

He then hung the paper around his neck and eventually dropped off agian. After about 15 minutes, a policeman who was walking  in the park, noticed the tramp asleep on the bench and the sign arpund his neck.

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alrickbirk    (2011-12-19 11:51:46)
12 years ago

A little woman called "Mount Sainai" Hospital. She said "Mount Sainai Hospital? Hello, Dearie. I'd like to talk with the person who gives the information about the patients. But I don't want to know if the patient is better or doing like expected, or worse. I want all the information from top to bottom, soup to nuts, from A to Z."
The voice on the other line said, "Would you hold the line please, that's quite an unusual request."
Then a very authoritative voice came on and said, "Are you the lady who is calling about one of the patients?"
She said, "Yes, dearie! Thank you! Now, I'd like to know the information about Serena Hossleberg in Room 622."
He said, "OK give me minute to bring up that file..."
Ok here we are... Now, Mrs. Hossleberg is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her doctor says if she continues improving as she is, he is going to send her home next Thursday."
The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful! She's going home next Thursday! I'm so happy to hear that. That's wonderful, wonderful news!"
The guy on the other end says, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be one of the close family."
She said, "What close family? I AM Serena Hossleberg!! My silly doctor just won't tell me anything."

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absalomdavin    (2011-12-21 07:35:39)
12 years ago

A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis, her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y.
Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis.
The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?"
The Jamaican replied, "No, Mr. that says Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice Day".

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